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LISTEN UP GENTS, I WILL TRY TO BE BRIEF, BUT I JUST GOT DONE FIGHTING A MOTHER GRIZZLY BEAR, PETTING HER BEAR CUB, ALL WHILE CHUGGING A FIFTH OF THE FINEST WHISKEY AND THEN ONCE I APPLIED A SOLID CHOKE HOLD ONTO THE BEAR, I MADE HER LIGHT MY CIGAR FOR ME. THIS STUFF IS LEGIT. THE MOMENT I APPLIED THE SHAMPOO AND CONDITIONER (BE SURE TO FOLLOW DIRECTIONS), I WAS TRANSPORTED TO THE SET OF JUMANJI WHERE I THOROUGHLY KICKED ASS AND WAS WORSHIPPED FOR THE SOFTNESS OF MY BEARD. USE WITH CAUTION, THIS PRODUCT CAN LEAD TO INTIMATE ENCOUNTERS WITH FEMALES, AND WILL ALSO PROVOKE WEAKER AND MORE PATHETIC BEARDS INTO A JEALOUS RAGE OVER YOUR MAN-MANE. HIGHLY RECOMMEND, A+++++