Bests & Worsts Reviews from Amazon

I bought this tea behind my family's back and it was the biggest mistake of my life. After making myself a few cups of tea in the middle of the night without my family being aware, I realized I started to develop a strange accent as the days went by. I couldn't stop myself from drinking teas anymore and as the need grew stronger, so did my accent. I found myself extending my pinky outwards without wanting to when I picked up a mug. I couldn't hide it anymore! I had developed a full British accent at the expense of being rejected by those in my household. Sure, the newfound accent from across the pond brought me much attention from women but at what cost? My family now views me as a traitor to this great nation who once dumped such product into a harbor a long time ago. I have destroyed the trust between my coffee-loving family and my great nation who once and for all protested the product I now heavily ingest. My life has become a nightmare! Thanks a lot, Oprah.