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I put on this coat and instantly became a doctor. I walked into the hospital, and was paged. "Dr. S, we need you in emergency trauma room 32". So I went. Poor motorcyclist needed a skin graft. Luckily, I was wearing the Utopia Wear Professional Men Lab Coat (White) with 5-button closure and a 41-inch kick pleat in poly cotton, so I was well equipped to handle this. The nurses asked what I wanted to do, and I delegated. "Take the skin from a cadaver in the lab and graft it onto his face. Use the butt skin, it's the softest and most supple of the skins". The motorcyclist now has an amazing butt-chin and some butt-cheeks, thanks to me and my Utopia Wear Professional Men Lab Coat, and I was able to bill a paltry $950,600 for his surgery, which more than covered the cost of a new coat (since blood doesn't wash out of poly-cotton that easily). I highly recommend this.