Bests & Worsts Reviews from Amazon

We got this for Laura but the b**** never showed! Fine with me, no one wanted her around anyway. I'm really enjoying the time I have with crank. Their music gets the party started. They shine so bright we can light up the disco ball all night. If I forget to charge my phone, crank is always there to give my battery a boost. They're a real life saver for a Pokemon Go addict like myself. Crank gives me a great arm workout too... In the wholesome way. Until the next hurricane we'll just be chilling by the pool. Laura isn't invited, neither are Harvey, Katrina, Ike, or Rita. Just buy a crank of your own, they could be a lifesaver.