Bests & Worsts Reviews from Amazon

Hi. My name is Rita Sue. You may know me by my other names: DIVA, The Princess, or Tiny Treat Terrorist. My people showed me this outfit today, after the man in brown dropped it off at the front door. He was unannounced, so I was sure to voice my disapproval. LOUDLY. and A LOT. Anyway... I've been wearing this dumb blow up donut collar so as not to lick my sutures. I got some bladder stones taken out 4 days ago. I'm sure they were diamonds, but whatever - I digress. My people pulled out this pale blue outfit with yellow striping and I WAS NOT ONBOARD! First of all, they didn't even have my size (medium - I like enough curves to keep the boys interested) in the pink flowered number. Now, don't get me wrong... I was ALL ABOUT getting that Elizabethan Torture Device from around my neck. So, here we go. They dressed me and oooooohed and aaaaaaaahed about the way it looks and feels. I must admit, the fabric is pretty soft, like T-shirt-soft, and the fit is amazing. But blue???? Humans. I will challenge this outfit with my prowess at finding ways to lick incisions, the same way I lick my paws.... ALL THE TIME!!! It does double cover the abdomen with the shirt and the pull through apron. The velcro on the apron is adjustable, so I can show off this girlish figure! It does have a cute pocket in the back for my phone and ID if I decide to go out for the evening. And I guess one could call it a "romper" which is still in-style, but falling out of favor quickly in the Poodle Circles. If Kim Kardoggian and Chiara Ferrocigni can stand a few more weeks in a pale blue shorts romper, then so can I. You've had enough of my time, ugly humans. Love and Wet Kisses, Rita Sue