Bests & Worsts Reviews from Amazon

I am persnickety about linens to say the least, and I have finally found the perfect towel. I am a Big Beautiful Woman, and I like to take long hot showers with fine imported toiletries before wrapping up in a big fluffy warm towel - this is not an easy feat when you're big warm and fluffy yourself. Enter: The Perfect Towel *Angels Singing Angelically* It's got it all: weight, girth, height, warmth, softness, it'll do everything but your taxes. I wanted to see just how much water these bad boys could absorb, so I took not one, not two, but FOUR showers in a row, and when I say I was dry as a desert after toweling off for the FOURTH TIME I am not kidding you. It is mid-August here in South Florida, so being moist is kind of an accepted state of being here, but not anymore for this family! Bonus Use: Exterminate your enemies with the weight of your very own MEGA towel! Simply run one of these magnificent bath sheets under a faucet for about 45 minutes until it's completely saturated, then heave it at an enemy of your choosing. The sheer weight alone will crush not only their will to live, but very possibly their chest cavity as well! TLDR: These humongous towels will pat dry even your fluffiest friends with ease. Also, they weigh a ton and I'm bored.