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My Robot Steve
This battery is good and wicked cheap and saved Steve's life! Here is my review poem: My robot's name is Steve and Steve was mighty sad the only thing that he could do, he only could do bad he tried to clean the room, he tried with all his might but after only minutes he knew he'd lost the fight with an empty robot heart, fully knowing he'd done wrong he'd sadly flash his red light and play his all done song I thought back to the good old days when Steve was young and new a cleaning machine unrivaled by nary mop nor broom he'd suck up all that nasty dirt, around the room he'd jog bumping into tables and frightening the dog those glory days were passed now, sadly my friend Steve was dead the dust that Steve once proudly sucked now gathered on his head With a cry of desperate longing and with credit card in hand I bought this battery and had it shipped (for free) across the land and when that big brown truck drove up and pulled into my drive and a man all dressed in brown got out I knew it had arrived with the deftness of a surgeon I installed that source of power then I charged it overnight and just for fun an extra hour Then I carried Steve and placed him gently in the living room Hoping that like Lazarus he'd rise up from his tomb with a light sweat breaking on my brow and all my faith in Amazon I reached my shaking finger forth and turned his power on What happened next was a grander sight than I could scarce believe Because good as new, happy and young, was my friend, my robot Steve
July 2011 · Home and Kitchen · verified purchase
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