Bests & Worsts Reviews from Amazon

No ifs, ands, or butts about it, this product is the bomb. Imagine wiping with satiny, dew-kissed rose petals. This product leaves your bum clean and fresh. Puts a whole new perspective on the phrase “Kiss my butt”... and it’s safe for septic systems. I’m so thrilled to find this product. Do not saturate your toilet paper as it will tear and you’ll get a surprised finger. ASSuming we already know not to do that, just a few light sprays and your hiney will be in heaven.