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For many years I saw the advances in modern technology accelerating at an alarming rate and I feared the World that this would lead to. Now, I understand everything. Computers, smartphones, tablets... All of this was just leading up to the development of the Eggminder. No longer will I break down in tears in the dairy aisle wondering if I should purchase a dozen, a half dozen, or none at all. No longer will I be subjected to abuse from my children when they demand an omelet on sunday morning only to find out that their foolish parents have not replenished the egg supply. No longer will I find eggs hatching in my fridge because I did not follow a FIFO inventory model and the eggs in the back were close to the fridge light bulb for far too long. No longer will the egg farmers take my retirement money! When Steve Jobs introduced the iPhone, people thought "A $500 phone, nobody will buy that". Those fools are eating their words now. Don't be one of them. How many eggs have you thrown away in your life? For me, that answer is thousands. Now, with the eggminder, I could reduce that to just hundreds. This thing will pay for itself week one. Eggminder-4-life