Bests & Worsts Reviews from Amazon

For the past 24 years, I've been working in my cube without a place to put my pen when I'm not using it. A couple years ago, I tried putting my pen in a cup, but then when I wasn't looking I reached to take a drink and stabbed myself in the eye with my pen. I lost my eye, but my company wouldn't pay workman's comp because they said it was my fault for stabbing myself in the eye with my pen, and that maybe I had done it on purpose. Why would I stab myself in the eye? Anyway, I've also tried storing my pen on my desk, but it rolls off on account of my desk is propped up with a stack of coasters I stole from Applebees, but it won't stay level when the restrooms flood in our building and soak the coasters. I'd put my pen behind my ear, but I don't want to look like an idiot with an eye patch and a pen behind my ear. So I got this, and now I can store my pen in it. The only thing is it only works on pens, and not highlight markers, so I still have to keep those in the pocket of my polo. I think this is a great investment for someone who doesn't have a place to stick a pen.