Bests & Worsts Reviews from Amazon

Everything has improved since I bought this lamp; my horrible skin condition cleared up, my eyes turned from brown to blue, I only need to sleep 5 minutes a night, I draw energy directly from the Cosmos (so I do not need to eat anymore), and I am routinely ravished by supermodels. My dog even came back to life. Granted he still smells pretty bad, but hey 95 out of 100. It's also a pretty orange nightlight. Well done.