Bests & Worsts Reviews from Amazon

Very pleased with the 2" memory foam topper. I always find myself making excuses for the cheapest options on Amazon, before they even get here, too. You know the generic, everyday department store kind of items that don't need to be brand name. Whether it's something like a mattress topper, tools, electronics, etc. I always assume that the item is gonna have something thats a little off before it arrives. Thats possibly because I'll look for things like button-down shirts, or fitted sheets, and end up finding a perfectly fitting shirt, dare I say the best shirt I've ever lain across my back. The shirt that will change my life. However, in the recent years I must remind myself to adopt a policy of pre-dissapointment. Because usually, right after the nice little shirtprise occurs, I find that the fine garment I purchased, used, for 3 american dollars, has a third sleeve. Just for instance. I am not going to sit here and lie about it any longer.. dammit I loved that shirt, and when I think how shallow it was of me to reject a fine shirt like that, over something as trivial as an extra sleeve sewn into the back of the shoulder.. well I'll just say I'm not proud of it.. but my tale of epic shirtprise that ultimately ended in shirtzaster causes me to digress.. My original point was that if you're going to search through the bottom of the Amazon barrel, your gonna get a third sleeve every once in awhile. Well let me tell you, this 2" topper was the cheapest option I found in the size I needed, and this intercourse rebound dampener is no three-sleever. The quality of my sleep before getting this topper was comparable to falling asleep in a bar stool. in a bar. I would wake up every 10 minutes, every morning i would need two advil and a midol just to get out of my medeviel torture rack of a bed. My neck, my back, my elbow and my sack would cause me quite a bit of bad pain. Not these days though. These days I fall asleep before my head even hits the pillow. I mean so fast I don't even have time to say goodnight to my wife or maintain a meaningful relationship with her and my 2.5 beautiful miracle children, and that's one of the few statements I've made here that you can take to the bank. To summarize, all I have to say... is that I'm not all that complicated, or all that rich. I'm not all that passionate about my marriage, and I'm definitely not gonna be gettin any of those mug's claiming I'm the world's greatest father, or world's greatest anything, and frankly just bringing up those facts used to cause me some mild, severe depression and life was just so bleak. But today I walk the streets with my head held high and just a little cocky, as If to say, "hey girl, what your name is?" To the world, and act unaffected when answered by the world with a firm "get away from me." Basically friends, fellow amazoner's, is that today I'm a changed man, and as far as the government and the paper boy are concerned the old me doesn't exist. It has done so much as transformed my meaningless existence into just a literal existence! Its turned my metaphorical toothless frown into a lipped horizontal line. Its as if myself and this single little 2" memory foam mattress topper were lost in this big crazy world, doing big crazy things, with big crazy people, in big crazy places, wearing big crazy hats, but then the rain stopped, the clouds parted, the sun shone through and we started a wicked-awesome moshpit in the mud with each other, but we're also doin it at the first woodstock or like one of the first 4 lalapaloozas, and the 2" memory foam mattress topper and I are just out there in the middle of the crowd.. gettin all graphic in nature. Just the two of us, just each other, and I think we were with an old "my pillow" i found in a stadium bathroom awhile back that has the word "jabroni" written on it with sharpie.. but hey man, that pillow was a serious horndoggin-party-brother and we are all gods children... in closing, the mattress topper was more okay than anticipated. my previous experience with "brand-less" items will now be quietly repressed until the next three-sleever item is delivered. 5 out of 5 would buy again.