Bests & Worsts Reviews from Amazon

I purchased this hat to compliment my cargo shorts, slayer t-shirt and trenchcoat and I have to say, this fedora really ties the whole thing together. As soon as I put it on I was instantly enlightened by my own intelligence and felt like I could debate any fundie on Facebook right then and there. When I go out, well needless to say, the ladies can't get enough of me when I'm rocking this bad boy. Nothing says "I'm logical, sometimes coldly so" like a fedora. A little tip towards a young lass and she's butter in my hands. The only complaint that I have is that since it's lightly colored, it's susceptible to stains from Doritos dust that are frequently on my fingers. You have to be careful not to use your snack hand when you tip this fedora to greet a fellow faith smasher.