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Listen up, Gal Pals: If you're anything like me--and I bet you are because we are all identical! ;) ;) - you hate the confusion and fear of trying to write with smelly, empowered man-pens. "How do I hold it?" you wonder. "What do I write on?", "What is math?" I hear you, girlfriend. Let's face it, using your husband's pen feels like wearing trousers when not on a bicycle or horseback--it's just wrong! For so long women everywhere have wondered, "Will there ever be a writing utensil for me?" Well, Ladies, start your Pengines, because FINALLY there's a reason for girls to be literate! That's right, BIC has come out with BIC Cristal Pens For Her: the pen that's sensitive to my needs, and listens to all my stories about my co-worker Becky. Bitch. When I tell my friends, they're skeptical, but the Cristal Pen has completely changed my life. For the past forty years, the weight and heft of a regular pen has kept me from voting. But now that women everywhere have a pen meant for their delicate lady-hands, the United States can rest assured that we'll always have super-hunky presidents. And don't worry, it's not just for dreary activities like voting. BIC Cristal can write recipes, baby names, thank you notes to your gynecologist, and even more recipes! I'm so busy writing, I don't even have time to think about how empty my uterus is! Thanks, BIC! Also, unlike regular cheap-o black BIC pens which cost $2.49, my BIC Cristal For Her pens cost $4.99, because I'm worth it. Besides, it's not like it's my paycheck that's taking the hit ;) Thanks, hubby! <3 So buy BIC Cristal, and make your calligraphy as cristal clear as the glass ceiling! (Don't believe me? Just ask Amelia Earhart. She was writing coordinates with a "regular" pen and we all saw how that turned out.)