Bests & Worsts Reviews from Amazon

FINALLY! Something to keep my water in. I have a stand for my brushes, cases for my minis, but until today I've had to laze on the mossy shore of a babbling brook to wash my brushes. A cup to hold liquid . . . I don't know why something like this wasn't invented sooner. Best of all, it says "Citadel" on it, so you know that you've overpaid. I can't wait to show this to the cavorting nereid who kept me company all those years on the shore of the brook. I'm gonna be like, "Sorry, Destiny, I've got a cup now. I can go paint inside and watch television," and she'll be all like, "That's fine. Nobody wants you at the strip club anyway, sitting next to the leaky pipe and painting your weird toys." She's crazy!