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WOWZA! DID THIS DRINK IGNITE THE FIRE INSIDE ME. I ORGANIZED MY ROOM, CALLED MY FAMILY BACK, AND RE-LEARNED THE KANJI ALPHABET IN 1 DAY AFTER DRINKING ALL 24 OF THESE 16OZ BEVVIES. HOLY CANNOLI- I CAN FEEL MY HEART BOUNDING AS I TYPE THIS. GOTTA HAVE THAT MONSTER, THAT SWEET TASTY, THAT MONSTER TASTE JUICE. THE POWER SURGES THROUGH ME. I CAN SEE THE INFALLIBLE NATURE OF ME AND THIS JUICE AND OUR RELATIONSHIP OF PRODUCTIVITY FOREVER. LOVE THE ENERGY FOREVER. MONSTER. ULTRA.