Bests & Worsts Reviews from Amazon

Do not trust a fart, I Repeat....DO NOT TRUST A FART....if your a man and you regularly pee standing up, I highly suggest you sit down on the toilet to pee, one little toot is going to ruin your day....I know from experience....I took one dose(2 pills) last night and the unholy demons that came out of my butt were wretched....my sphincter muscle was so tight while I was running to the bathroom you couldn't fit a piece of thread through it, a bullet couldn't penetrate my booty hole....once I got to the toilet, I unleashed the hounds of hell and on my honor it sounded like it too....I'm honestly looking forward to the next 13 doses, I'm kind of excited to see where this is going to take me.....if I could somehow funnel my squirts into a rocket flying machine, I would definitely be able to reach Australia in a matter of minutes....good stuff so far. It works great!!!