Bests & Worsts Reviews from Amazon

i have tried every brand of mascara under the sun and i can honestly say that this is the best bang for the buck! lets face it, mascara is simply nasty, chemical- ridden goo that is undoubtedly going to give us all cancer. but at least with the cost of this mascara you can afford to buy fresh produce, counter-acting the damage caused from wearing it. when you cry yourself to sleep at night from the pain of living in a misogynistic society, this mascara will not smudge on your pillow. when steve embarrasses you in front of your colleagues at red lobster, making you hate how co-dependant you are and wish you could just be strong enough to stay single, it wont creep down the outer corners and bleed into your crows feet. five stars for real. good stuff. ***update: it's been 5 years since my original review, I see lots of ppl saying the formula is crap now. Please note I have not used this in many years, so cannot vouch for current product! Xo