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Before acquiring my Swanson's Pyramid of Greatness I was a scrawny, weak, malnourished man who only possessed the capability to grow a peach fuzz whiskers on my upper lip. After implementing the principles in the Pyramid of Greatness into my life I can now split trees with my bare hands, use said trees to build a log cabin, and use said log cabin to engage in hours upon hours of vigorous love making to my woman. The few whiskers on my lip have turned into a perfectly groomed full-bodied mustache that makes Tom Selleck look like a pre-pubescent boy. I have switched my diet to a 100% animal protein diet... I have no regrets. Thanks for making a Swanson out of me, Ron.