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I'm sMitten. This binder segregates things just as like the Mormon Church did until 1978, making sure that the mark of Cain doesn't curse something clean and pure. It separates items that just don't belong together almost as well as the redlining policies of the Detroit suburbs kept all of those "inferior" sorts out of my Bloomfield Hills when I was a kid. The cover...well...that's white too. It's just so...darned...useful... Now, if I could just keep all the women straight. The housekeepers. The PAC chiefs of staff. They all seem like they're the same people. I never know who to tell to make me a sandwich. It's a good thing that my white, segregated binder has all the answers - if I just asked someone at random, there's a 47% chance that it'd be completely wrong. I guess I'll just have to rely on the labels I like to scatter around.