Bests & Worsts Reviews from Amazon

Last Saturday was the first time I used Pre-Workout since early 2015. I took about a year off from pre-workout, because I thought it was messing with my sleep cycle. So, they say 90% of Heroin overdoses happen because once a sober addict relapses, they use the typical dosage that used to get them high back when they were chasing the dragon on the reg. Their bodies don't have quite the tolerance they once had, and a sudden high-dosage rocks the system and they're on a Mach-3 bullet-train to being dead. Anyhow, that's pretty much what happened to me this past Saturday. I woke up at 8:00 am sharp, dying to light the fire before my morning fasted-cardio. I grabbed by tub of engine powder (I got green-Apple, which is great because it reminds me of this candy I used to buy from BlockBuster as a kid), and threw a few rounded scoops into my water and chugged it down in front of the mirror. Game time, baby. Except, right there on the label it says not to exceed two scoops of this high-octane jet fuel. Which I think I may have doubled. The drive to the gym was interesting, because I was already sweating and my face felt like it was wrapped around a skull made of boiling magma. I got to the gym around 8:35--or at least I think I did. I'm not sure, because my brain had entered a timeless 4th dimension of consciousness, and the only thing I could see was mile-long treadmills and mountains of weight stations. I figured at this point, I may be in the market of burning off some of this energy before I blasted off into orbit. I chose a treadmill, which I typically hate doing, and began to run. 1 mile down. "Humph. That usually makes me tired..." 2 miles down. "I should pick up the speed!" 4 miles in. "This isn't hard enough I need a bike." I jumped off the treadmill and euphorically skipped over to the stationary bikes, where I decided to pedal in the highest resistance until I could hear color and smell sound. I got off the bike and realized that I had burned off enough energy to maybe be ready to de-evolve into a normal person again... But as soon as I caught my breath, I was hungry for what was next. I murdered my leg-day so brutally that Netflix wants to do a mini-series about it. I worked out twice more that day because I had the energy to. I also cleaned my apartment, worked on a jigsaw puzzle, won an argument with my girlfriend, and lost my wallet. Not sure if that last part was relevant, but I took some more of this Pulse preworkout like 15 minutes ago and it kicked in like half way through this. Rating: 9.89/10 heart murmurs