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Not really sure how to explain this but as soon as I put it on my girlfriend buries her head into my chest and it's almost impossible to remove said girlfriend with out injury to myself. I have thought about spaying it else where on my body but I'm afraid that if we go into public people will get the wrong idea and call the cops. If you or anyone you know experiences this issue please let me know and maybe we can start a support group.