Bests & Worsts Reviews from Amazon

Let me give you a little backstory. One day I come home from work to find the water turned off to our home. This is a Weekday and my blue collar job left me a little worse for wear if you know what I mean. Come to find out some large provider was installing fiber optic cables and hit a water main. Estimated time of repair, “As soon as possible”. Yeah, right, yep, perfect... So me and the beautiful wife head out to see a movie on a Tuesday because I can’t live like this dang it! Anywho, on our way back, we head to the supermarket to pick up a couple 5 gallon jugs of water in the even that “As soon as possible” doesn’t mean what I think it means. Get home, lo and behold water is on. I’m just as shocked as you are at this point. So two, 5 gallon, jugs of water sitting in the living room without a fancy water cooler. Wife says “truck it (or something similar)” and buys this bad boy. Now we drink some water. Couple cases a week to offset the alcoholic tendencies that we have. Gotta stay hydrated. Done with backstory. Here is the review: Got it in and it’s pretty heavy for its size. Probably the battery inside but who knows. Plugged that bad boy in and waited for the red light to turn off to signal it has completed charging, took about 20 minutes (instructions say 3-4 hours (not that I read them or anything 💪)). Put the dangly bit in the bottom and the not so dangly bit on the side. Popped that sucker on the jug and pressed the button on top. Blue light turned on and it shot out all over the floor. Reckon you should put a glass underneath the not so dangly bit before turning it on. Works like a charm, half way through the first bottle. No signs of stopping. If you don’t feel like spending the money on a proper office style cooler and drink your water room temperature (we do), then grab this bad mother for your enjoyment. Changed my life, just have to figure out how to put it on my whiskey bottle.