Bests & Worsts Reviews from Amazon

I purchased this bug zapper in a fit of rage, if those damn mosquitos want a war... I’ll give them a war!!! The first night I plugged it in, I felt as millions of tiny voices cried out in horror, and were suddenly silenced. Some of the mosquito scum, tried to escape to a small moon, but soon realized that was no moon... it was the Death Zapper! As the last little mosquito was flying to its death, under the influence of the intoxicating glow, I said at last, You fool. Only now, at the end, do you understand. Your feeble bloodsucking skills are no match for the power of my bug zapper! And now you shall the price for your bloodlust! Buzzzzapppppppp!!!!! And just like that, poof he was gone forever! Muhahahahahahahahaha