Bests & Worsts Reviews from Amazon

It was a a typical day in the Army. I battled sleep as I lay prone in the dust, watching for hostile targets. Suddenly, a blinding light from heaven appeared, and a can of Wild Tiger descended, carried down to me on the wings of Pegasus himself! A choir of angels sang songs of hope as I reached up and received the resplendent Can. With tears of joy and war paint streaming down my face, I cracked open that elixir of life, and took my first sip. It tasted like smarties and victory! Hostiles approached, firing on my position with their AKs. But by the power vested in me by the Wild Tiger himself, I threw aside my rifle and ran faster than any 7.62 bullets in a mega surge of awesomeness. With force that could destroy Superman, I landed death punches to the faces of my foes. Mortars flew in and I deflected those shells with just my empty Wild Tiger can. Final battle score: Wild Tiger 50, bacon haters 0. Ok if that doesn't convince you to buy them.... Honestly IDGAF because that'll just leave more for me.