Bests & Worsts Reviews from Amazon

This shower head changed my life. I was once a depressed middle aged man beaten down by the daily routine of life. Then one day I realized that if I didn’t make some major changes, the road I was on was not sustainable. So I opened my Amazon app and there it was, the shower head sent from the angels above just staring at me as if it were a sign from the Creator himself. So I clicked my “Confirmed Purchase” button and the Prime truck showed up within minutes to deliver this fabulous fountain of aquatic opulence! After my first shower, the feeling was a relaxing and stimulating high that I’ll surly never forget. I closed my eyes and allowed the genial rainforest streams to caress my back and neck. When I opened my eyes, 2 gorgeous models appeared out of nowhere. While one fed me grapes and poured champagne while the other lathered my entire body with Old Spice “Swaggar scent of Confidence” body wash. Needless to say, this changed my life forever! I’ll never go back to another shower head again.