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★★★★★
This stuff works...!
On day one-I took the small dose with the included spoon-and i admit that i had to wince at the powder’s taste because it is no less bitter than one of Satan’s dried turds ground to powder. However-later that day I noticed more energy and oddly enough-a deepening of my voice. On day two -i mixed the powder with OJ and found that made it taste like vinegar and cow piss-but i made myself finish the drink. I found i had much more clarity of thought later in the day-and my beard and moustache began growing in full and thick. On day three-i mixed the powder with castor oil and vinegar in attempt to drown the flavor-yet again-this accomplished little. Later in the day a black bear entered my yard and i ran to the door, jerked it open, flung off my jeans and let out a deep gutteral roar while exposing my full erection in a primal display of my male dominance! Simply put-this stuff works! The clarity of thought-the more restfull sleep-more energy and stamina-all are there as advertised (just gotta get by that hellacious taste-maybe drinking it with toilet water would help?!) The only downside is——when i started taking this 3 days ago-I was female...
October 2018 · Health and Household · verified purchase
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