Bests & Worsts Reviews from Amazon

I kept wondering: Am I truly a man? I'm told to buy this stuff called Axe. I buy it. I smelled like a boy who still lived with his parents. Were females attracted to me? Yes. After they came back from their Justin Bieber concerts. I'm 38, so that was a bit untidy. I tried a 3 Wolf Moon shirt. Unfortunately, what they don't tell you is that they're out of supermodels - too many shirts have been sold. The supermodels that broke up with their boyfriends as their shirts wore out heard about Dwight on The Office. Not only is he famous, but he proudly wears 3 Wolf Moon. So I decided to try Clubman After Shave Lotion. I'm truly a man. I smell like I just came out of a barbershop. It's delicious. Not too strong. Smells good. I think I'm now a man. I do worry a little about smelling like an old man, and perhaps I have gone from 13 year old girls to women who are 6x better: 78 year olds. Maybe I'm not man enough for that. 11/29/2014 UPDATE: I am now 42. They are now 82.