Bests & Worsts Reviews from Amazon

Me to larger-than-life Navy SEAL: "hey we wear the same watch!" Him: "yeah yours is better though, it's got these raised screw heads." Me: "oh those are just for show, people on Amazon even complain about them." Him: "no... see, if you wear it on the inside of your wrist like me, it's a great weapon when you attack the face. I learned that while boxing in Brazil. Glancing blows scratch near the eye and blind the opponent." Me: "you obviously shop differently than I do."