Bests & Worsts Reviews from Amazon

This harness is indeed high-quality and admirably escape-proof; in short, all that I had hoped for. I put it on my cat and she was remarkably calm throughout the whole process. However, when I released her into the wilds of the living room it became apparent that her legs had mysteriously ceased to function. Her ire found voice only in glares and reproachful mewing. For the next hour the cat flopped pitifully from room to room like a dying fish. At times she lurched aggressively toward us like Gollum in a ring-induced daze. Before our eyes she had become a monster. A veritable Frankenstein of vengeful heart and shattered dreams. A mutilated ferret-centipede hybrid. An uneaten Taco Bell meal that has developed sentience. An uncomfortably aggressive slinky. A sea slug on LSD. When we picked Arwen up to comfort her, she flopped out of our arms too, not bothering to right or catch herself. It was the greatest drama of our time. It out-Heroded Herod. If she sustained brain damage by crash-landing on carpet it was certainly overshadowed by the emotional trauma. This harness has been a good thing for us. The psychological toll has been high, and yes, it's been a long road, but we've walked it together. (Metaphorically. Still working on the literal walking.) I can say with confidence that the experience has brought us closer as a family. We've really opened up and been able to discuss some of the more difficult questions in life, like "MEOW???**" Needless to say, our eyes have also been opened to Arwen's thespian talents, and we've enrolled her in the local community theater. We're looking forward to this evening's production of "Macbeth". Truly a life-changing product. 5/5 stars for quality and entertainment value. **what the fricking heck