Bests & Worsts Reviews from Amazon

Amazon is such a treasure trove of solutions to my money problems! I was doing a budget the other day, and I found that money was tight. Then I had a revelation, which happened to be during a certain presidential debate: Why do I, as a woman, need the expensive hassles of a one-bedroom apartment when I can just stick myself in a binder? No beds to make, no rugs to vacuum -- just a nice, nifty little plastic pocket I can squeeze myself into at the end of the workday. It's a good thing I only make 77 cents for every man-dollar or I'd be tempted to overeat and not be able to fit. So what if I'd have to share my living space with, oh, say, 349 other women? That'd just help me cut back on expenses even more. And as for entertainment, who needs Netflix? I can just ask a man to prop up my clear plastic sleeve in front of a computer so I can read Amazon reviews of office products! How cool is that?