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★★★★★
If you never want to see your husband or kids again, go for it!
Warning: product may entertain husband and children for hours, leaving you with previously unprecedented time to yourself. If you’re considering going back to school, starting a business, or just need some peace and quiet (in every room but the one where this is set up), this is the perfect product to make sure you will not be bothered in your endeavors or lack thereof.
Negative side effects may include but are not limited to: your adult-ish husband pacing by the door and checking your amazon incessantly for days in anticipation of the console’s arrival, said adult giggling like a child upon product delivery, and hysterical whining by children and adults alike when you finally pull the power cord.
