Bests & Worsts Reviews from Amazon

I've had a metric F!@#ton of bikes over the years - all of varying quality and price. This bike, straight up - is a stellar deal. I bought it for this pub pedal thing we do here in Kansas City, it's this thing where you get wasted and ride around to local bars. I lost my job a few months prior and sold my super badass Specialized 29er, the previous year at the pub pedal I had the most badass bike. That meant a lot to me. Well this years pub pedal snuck up on my bikeless ass and I had to act quick. I search amazon because I knew I could get something shipped quick with Prime - Took a chance with this cheap-ass bike. Here are the details. When it arrived on my door I immediately posted a picture of it on Instagram. That last sentence has no relevance in this review, I just wanted to tell you. Anyway, I pulled the big ass bike into my apartment thinking "damn, this s*** got here in 2 days and it's boxed up all nice, and it was only 220 dollars?! This thing has got to suck big time. Cracked the box open expecting a Krylon paintjob and an overwhelming whiff of Chinese air. To the contrary the paint on the bike looked great and the inside of the box smelled like America. I put the bike together with this magic tool they provide you with that's just good enough to put a bike together and not quite bad enough to use to bash your face in with because you're expected to put a bike together with a 5" long 1/8" thick piece of metal they somehow crammed 16 tools into. Once this bitch was together I rode a wheelie over my girlfriends face while singing the national anthem. She dumped me - but this bike still rules. Just buy it you loser, you only have 250 bucks and the price is right. Damn.