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Judgemental Snail will make you depressed
Even though it clearly states what size the plush is, it's much tinier than I would have thought. It's almost cat toy sized but isn't a keychain.
It's made well though and is cute, until you have looked at it so many times only to be met with its blank, perpetually unimpressed expression. Anything you've accomplished isn't good enough. You'll never reach your goals. The snail is always just as disappointed in you as your father.
Don't keep it on your desk if you have low self esteem.
September 2015 · Unknown · verified purchase