Bests & Worsts Reviews from Amazon

I don't really eat bananas but I do go for long runs in the city at night. I contemplated getting a pit bull but my landlord doesn't allow them and pepper spray can spray back in your face. I wear this "banana" slicer on a chain around my neck and any time a creeper comes near me I flash them my banana slicer and they avert their eyes and go back to digging through the garbage. I haven't had the opportunity to slice any manfruit yet but I live in bath salts Florida and I have full faith that my banana slicer WILL do the job! Another safety bonus is that it is yellow and very reflective at night.