Bests & Worsts Reviews from Amazon

I bought this giant piece of jerk plastic because I have a pool and it looked like fun, and had a party over Memorial Day with lots of kids to test it out. It’s pretty stinking cool. Confusing as to how it’s supposed to work, honestly, and I spent most of the day not touching it and watching a bunch of kids trying to conquer it, and failing mostly, but they had a great time and no one died, so that’s a win. Later, when I was not with a bunch of judgmental teenage kids, I tried to conquer the rainbow wheel of mockery and death by laying in it lengthwise and it beat me. Like a lot. It is not made to be conquered in the laying-inside-of-it-lengthwise kind of way. It has a mind of its own and it doesn’t like that kind of treatment for some unfathomable reason. But the attempt is super humiliating, entertaining, and a pretty good workout! I’ll have abs by the end of the summer if my workout regimen consists exclusively of trying to figure out what the rainbow wheel of mockery and death is for. My kids love it. Just swim inside of it, all over our pool. Whatever, babies. They love the rainbow wheel. 10/10 would purchase and fail to conquer again.