Bests & Worsts Reviews from Amazon

Have you ever been dining at a fine establishment and their wine just wasn't plentiful enough for you? Of course. We ALL have! And sipping obviously from a hip flask just doesn't send the right message when you're dining under a Michelin star or two. No, when you want to look your best and still keep drinking, nothing says CLASS like putting your glass under the tablecloth for a moment or two and opening the spigot on this elegant little number. Sure, the "piddling" noise gives some diners a start, but if you dine in fine establishments like I do, the other patrons are usually to polite to mention it. Usually. And the best part is, you can get totally spiffligated in front of people and they'll be utterly confused. "Why, she can't be DRUNK. Her glass hasn't been empty all night!" See what I mean, girls? Reputation intact. And the 32-oz size ensures I can uncork several of my favorite $300-a-bottle vintages and be ready for anything: Junior's Little League game (mommy REALLY needs a drink for that one, darlings), Daddy's Season Tickets (ugh, does the proletariat ONLY drink BEER?) and of course, the occasional "cigarette break" at work. Sometimes it seems I use my wine purse every hour of every day! Now granted, there's not a lot of room for other things like drivers licences, credit cards or lipsticks, but I find you can get creative with the stopper if you're clever. As for Licences - they took mine away long ago so that's never been a problem. And credit cards are something best kept either in your sugar daddy's wallet or in-hand at Bergdorf's anyway, so no problem there either. So remember girls, if you want to be classy and still feel the need for imbibing bladder-buster sized quantities of vino, this little gadget is the clear choice.