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Yo. My new husband arrived. When I say he wore his finest just to make me cum all over him. Y'all. I realize that I have never squirted before him. I thought I did but nah. So, my first orgasm with Tux(we already have pet names for each other but haters will say I'm lying) happened after only 30 seconds. I'm not a screamer but HE made me scream. I couldn't even control my body. I damn near slid onto the floor. I called out my own damn name it was so good. ANYHOE, I decided that I'd have to make sure that all research was done so, for scientific purposes I decided to schedule a 2nd date for later in the day. I mean, he didn't wine me and dine me but he sure knew what he was doing. HOWEVER, that last time, the third time, I squirted. Like, it caught me off guard as hell. I spoke Arabic. I didn't even know that I knew Arabic. Like, I was cramping after that first time but NOW, I can barely hold air. That's how weak I am. You might just see him as a Penguin with a beautiful tuxedo on but, we are in love. Could I be pregnant already????🤔😂🤣🤣
April 2018 · Health and Household · verified purchase
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