Bests & Worsts Reviews from Amazon

I just ordered a pair of these shoes as they appear to be excellent shoes for those times when you have to be on your feet for 13 hours at a stretch with no bathroom breaks and no furniture to lean upon. I do have a question though. These are described as "neutral" shoes. Also there is a right shoe in the box, as well as a left shoe. I am confused as to the political leanings of these shoes. It seems they should only be worn on the left, to keep the right from doing vile things. So how can these shoes be "neutral"? And why is there a right shoe in the box? Well, no matter, I expect to be able to wear my left shoes with pride.