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For weeks, I languished in that new, strange, closeted cubicle. After years of telecommuting, I'd awaited the opportunity to get to know my coworkers face-to-face and have some human contact! It wasn't to be. Cucumbers. Thrice a day--that's an eight-hour work day, mind you--my neighbor crunches on crisp crunchy cucumbers and it drove me insane on only my first day in the office. I couldn't go on. Should I tell her that cucumbers spread leprosy? Malaria?! My flimsy iPhone ear buds weren't cutting it, and I couldn't just talk to you. That would be too direct. Then I found these. Today, I donned these lightweight, comfortable, trendy or whatever headphones and I did smell cucumbers at one point but I didn't hear them. And then I came here to share my story. Thank you.