Bests & Worsts Reviews from Amazon

I find it rude, just plain rude, that so many others would mock such a work of art! This is a beautiful piece of handcrafted art. Sure, I had to decide this Sojourner Keyboard or a hip replacement...but my hip pains are easy to forget when I feel my fingers wandering over this keyboard. Sure, the keys are raised pretty high and now my carpel tunnel in both wrist is at a full rage, but at least my eyes can bask in its golden beauty. Sure, it's so bright that I now have macular degeneration, but, but, but...Oh, GOD! What is happening to me? This thing has stolen my heart and tore me to pieces. I'm left in tears and misery. Was it worth it? It has to be...it's all I have left. Why did I get this? WHY!?!? I knocked one star off for the existential crisis it causes.