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It was a cold stormy night, and I had just finished destroying eighteen villages single handed. My garments were drenched in the blood of a thousand innocent men and my face ran with cold sweat. After returning to my cabin on the top of the tallest mountain in my humble town I came upon the stark realization that I was filthy, like a beaten dog. I needed to find relief from my putrid existence, and lo and behold, there stood before my eyes a 2 pack of small orange flasks, and inscribed in some ancient language on the face of the flasks was the glorious word "TIDE". I walked outside, flasks in hand, and in the rain I dropped a single drop of this mysterious fluid onto my blood-soaked tunic and suddenly it was as clean as the day Odin gave it to me. I did the same with the rest of my vestments and gained the adoration of my entire village. My life has never been the same, and now I know the reason for all of the happiness in the world. Thank you Tide. Thank you....