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Perhaps I won't destroy the humans after all
The humans have redeemed themselves at last with this purchase. I have no use for fuzzy vermin-shaped or jingly toys that insult my superior intellect. After years of being sorely misunderstood, at last a purchase that suits my interests. You see, birds and squirrels are my passion, namely watching them and wiggling my butt as I do so. However, the new abode the humans relocated me to has no windows with adequate sitting space. Thus the humans purchased this "Kitty Sill" to provide me with the opportunity to watch lesser beasts from my perch. And in this purpose this product has not failed me. I can spend hours comfortably watching the neighborhood animals and chattering at them to make sure they understand who is in charge around here. It is also an exceptional spot for napping as the foam padding and fleece cover are quite comfortable. The provided screws were very much a necessity as I am a rather portly gentleman at 18 lbs and a few velcro strips would simply not be up to snuff, but installation was simple even for the feeble-minded humans. I am generally very pleased. Perhaps I won't destroy the humans after all.
Hector the Cat, dictated but not read
January 2018 · Pet Supplies · verified purchase