Bests & Worsts Reviews from Amazon

I don't usually write reviews, but this is important: in the "Cautions and Warnings" section of the packaging, one of the possible side effects of the product is described as "clinical stigmata." I have used the product several times now, and I have not noticed any stigmata, and I've looked. Oh, how I have looked. Each time the disappointment is greater than the last. So disappointed am I that I have considered asking for a refund, but Amazon insists that customers choose a reason for a refund from a drop-down menu, and inexplicably "did not produce stigmata" is not included. In conclusion, if you're hoping not just to be admired for your awesome hair, but revered as a saint as well, this might not be the product for you.