Bests & Worsts Reviews from Amazon

I bought this for my husband, like I see many wives have. The male colon just apparently BLOWS UP toilets as the status quo. I had to actively request that my husband use this wonder spray. He was reluctant. Actively opposed, even. Like he wanted to relish in his own stench. Finally, one day he agrees. He reaches for the bottle, my conscience sings in triumph. He sprays. Whilst sitting. There is contact. Between the spray and his testicles. Apparently it burns and it burns badly. I was immediately informed of the unpleasantness my husband was experiencing. There were baby wipes, there was a shower. There was an unrelenting sense of betrayal that remains to this day. Like a beat horse avoids a whip, this man now avoids PooPouri. I have begun pre-spraying before he gets home because I know the devestation he will unleash upon the porcelain throne. I have questioned my husband’s intelligence and his emotional stability since this event. 3 days ago I found out that this has happened to a guy that he shares his office with. Now I am just questioning the male race. For being so protective of their reproductive organs, the really dropped the ball (tehehe) on this one.