Bests & Worsts Reviews from Amazon

For a long time I was unaware of how useful this binder was. During the presidential debate however Mr. Romney illuminated to me many new possible uses for such an item. Excited and overjoyed at the possibility of binding women as I deem necessary, I ordered one as soon as the debate ended. With expedited shipping it arrived just two days later in perfect condition. I ordered the white one because, well lets face it true patriots buy white. I was pleasantly surprised to find that it was made in America by Avery, not in the job destroying, currency debasing, near Muslim Communist China. A big plus for Avery! Immediately I put on my magical underwear and tried this baby out. Before long I had a wife, a mistress, two female employees who wore burgundy miniskirts and a 65 year old secretary with a scratchy voice who made the best damned coffee ever and never mixed up the phone numbers of my Mistress and my Wife. She was quality. Yes you heard that right, I had 5 women in my Binder in just a day! It was a South Utah dream come true. Now, the down side was that due to that Muslim Presidents fair pay act, I am out a good deal more money, for the college girls I hired to run around downtown holding billfolds advertising my business, not only did i have to pay, but I had to pay them the same amount I would pay a man to do the same thing! But alas, I can not blame this excellent binder for that! Like wise I now have 4 women who inconveniently PMS at uncomfortable and unfortunate times for my agenda! This is most aggravating, but as Romney says, woman have reasons they have to leave work, he understands, and Bringham Young bless him! I too must have patience and understanding! Overall I give this binder 5 stars, the problems that have arisen from owning the binder are all because women expect so much more than they did during the great white male years of yore like the 50's, and there is nothing Avery can do to correct such silly notions as affirmative action and the Lilly Ledbetter law. To fix that, I assure you all to vote White in your national and local elections! Like all good business owners, I am telling my employees how to vote this election and so should you!