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These are GOOD FOR LOSING 10 LBS through extreme bowel movements
Worth every cent for April Fools, I bought this these for the guys in my shop. Two other guys that were diabetics knew right away what they were the rest had no clue. I get them , I mediately take them out to the shop and say here you go guys I accidentally order the sugar free on accident have at them. Immediately Clint starts eating them with no effects until after he leaves work, I hear it is date night so he goes to eat with his wife. He spends the whole dinner in the bathroom, he finally received a text saying I paid for the food I'm out in the car waiting, he spent his whole dinner on the toilet. Even on the way back to town he must stop and use their toilet again. On Monday I find all this out, he thinks it was only bad McDonald's. He continues to eat them on Monday, along with Eric who was absent Friday. Hilarity ensues! The two have handfuls and handfuls. After lunch I hear aric saying he spent his whole lunch on the toilet and nothing but water is coming out! He tells me this as he's waiting for the bathroom in the shop. I asked him if he's ate the gummies. He says yes, and I laughed so hard my cheeks hurt. He immediately knows what's up. At that moment Clint walks out the bathroom, and we both asked him if he's ate the gummies also, he says yes also. I laughed so hard I Cry. He still doesn't understand and that's why. I finally tell them that the sugar-free kind act as laxatives. Both immediately hate me. It's days later and my cheeks still hurt from laughing so much. As I watch Clint work for the rest of the day, I see he can not so much as lift 5 pounds without the fear of farting or should I say sharting. He moves his work slowly inch by inch, panting heavily after every move. I can see it in his face he hates me so much. Eric on the other hand tells me he spends all day with his ass cheeks sweating, and his belly gurgling. By the end of the day it burns to poop. The rest of the guys tell me I see Clint and aric fighting over the bathroom, and at times prancing like a horse waiting for their turn. After this is all happened, we warn Austin. Unaffected by the 5 he ate on Friday, he tries to be a badass and takes a handful and stuff them into his mouth. He is unaffected until that evening. He lives in a duplex next to another coworker with very thin walls. The co-worker tells me he can hear him all night long farting like a trumpet and yelling out f*** you I'm going to get you back. This is been the best money I've spent in a long time. And I still have half a bag left.
April 2018 · Unknown · verified purchase