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So I sold everything I ever had in my life, car = gone, house = gone, all my other watches = gone. And I had to sell my soul as well. So now I’m homeless and no longer have a job but hey, whenever my fellow homeless folk ask what time it is I can rely on my fancy Patek Philippe to be accurate to the very second. Looking back on it I probably should’ve bought a gold Casio instead 🤔