Bests & Worsts Reviews from Amazon

Apparently my family and I are the most disgusting mortals to ever walk the planet. When deep cleaning our couch not only did the water come out nearly black but at times it came out red. Was it wine? Cranberry juice? VIRGIN SACRIFICE BLOOD??!! We. Don't. Know. That is the worst part. I am so glad I have this product to wash away the sins that linger on my couch longer than they linger in my conscious.