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It’s pretty blue. I put cans and bottles in it but I’m still trying to figure out where they go. It’s been a week and the bin is almost full. Do they recycle themselves? I’ll update this review as I learn more. Week 2: the bin is full now, there’s a noticeable odor coming from the bin now. Does that mean it’s working? Week 3: the bin tipped over and all the cans and bottles fell out. Is this part of “recycling”? Should I clean it up? Week 4: I googled “recycling” ... interesting. Maybe they were trying to escape. Month 2: I haven’t slept for 6 days, I think the bin is trying to recycle me. If you’re reading this, call the police